Shuizid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman Hates Bronies]

Awseome animation an voiceacting. Funny story as well.
I just noticed a minor mistake: While Batman wants to punch the guy with his right arm (1:11) it looks like he did punch him with his right (1:14). Or he is just pretty flexible, beeing able to look into the camera while facing it with his back ^^

[Toons These Days: Ep 23]

Quite a while since i watched the show. And this basically is the weirdest point.
Also the animation was quite ok, nothing too impressive whatsoever. In fact, i basically had to take away one star because i know the manga and this was more about the ancient magic stuff and not only the cards. And while the show itself focused more on the cards than the magic, the magic is still a big thing and you missed that in this animation.

[Legend of Link]

I'd like to take away a star for the thumbnail... But the video was just to good ^^

[A Ride in the Park]

The animation was great, but thats it...
Even if i don't care about the actual story nor the sound, he has major injuries and acts like "well i dont feel a thing".
It is just a short to shock ur class, or something, therefore it only gets 2 stars.

[Say Sneeze]

Just a couple of sneeze-jokes, while half of them we're not even funny. At the first glare i thought "Everbody sneezing? Well i wanna see what weird thing will happen... maybe the earth hops or something crazy?" But instead, ppl just sneeze. They don't even sneeze in a very weird way, but somehow it is way worse than normal sneezing. Also at no point the fact that EVERONY sneezes at the exact same time is important. Like the Car-scene: even ppl who do drive a car do sneeze sometimes while driving and yet they usually don't die becouse of that - and the other ppl sneezing did not cause anything, which would explain that new outcome.
Even though the animation was quite good, in my oppinion it lacks in new or interesting punchlines.

Brewster responds:

Sorry you didn't like it. To me, the earth hopping would have been the worst possible decision because it's expected and boring and gives me absolutely nothing to work with. "Something crazy" was the complete opposite of what I wanted to do because, again, that's exactly what you'd expect to happen, and that sucks. And you're nitpicking with the car gag. Thanks for the review though.

[ZTV News Episode 4]

*lol* that was even a lot funnier than the last ones. And for some weird reason on of the funniest flashs i do remember O.o
Still only 5 stars, couse i can't give more.

[What _ think _ does. 001]

Sry to tell u this, but this animation is just totally wrong. U believe this girls think of "fat" the way u do, but they dont. They do not need to look like a balloon to feel fat, they only need to weight a little bit more, to do so.
U dont want them to be so skinny? Thats ok and really good, but u can't just say, that ur oppinion is the oppinion of all. If the girls do not want to weight even 100g more, than the piece of cake is already to much.

dane450 responds:

First: i dont want them to be so skinny they die after a few months of starvation.
Second: im gay IDGAF.

Thirdly this is a over exaggeration... its a joke does not have to be realistic...

[D-Edd]

Thats almost the exact same reaction i had... except the flight to england.

[Tomb Raider Revolution]

It's a good animation, but i dont get the joke.