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[Awesomewatch Overwatch and Egoraptor parody]

The animation is not bad and clearly could be used for something better.
I don't really see an Egoraptor parody here, it simply uses a joke Egoraptor once made, so it is a reference at best. And that is just retelling a joke from someone else with different names or characters, without even fitting them I guess.
Also I don't get the second half. Maybe I am not into Overwatch enough, but it felt completely random and pointless and neither like Overwatch nor Egoraptor nor funny.

kehny responds:

If you've seen other reviews, the actual reference makes sense, but that won't change your opinion. Yours is a fair point, I apreciate the review though.

[Sinmara Saga]

Ah QuickTimeEvents, the unenjoyable stone put into out path of becoming that awesome maincharacter, by reminding us, that we are actually only pushing buttons on a controller...
Nice take on that and with amazing fighting and animations O.O

Just one thing about the story: how can a race with such badass characters AND in possession of whatever awesome weapon Skarr is looking for, go extinct?

Jason-H responds:

If I can beat this damn boss, I might find out one day.

[Defend the Diamond!]

Holy f*king shit, that was awesome xD

Shuriken255 responds:

Thank you! I glad you like it!

[Hey I'm Spider-Man: 2]

All my 1 star belong to this becouse... well it seemed like the only joke was the fact, that it was made totally crappy.

RyanStorm responds:

"becouse"

[Say Sneeze]

Just a couple of sneeze-jokes, while half of them we're not even funny. At the first glare i thought "Everbody sneezing? Well i wanna see what weird thing will happen... maybe the earth hops or something crazy?" But instead, ppl just sneeze. They don't even sneeze in a very weird way, but somehow it is way worse than normal sneezing. Also at no point the fact that EVERONY sneezes at the exact same time is important. Like the Car-scene: even ppl who do drive a car do sneeze sometimes while driving and yet they usually don't die becouse of that - and the other ppl sneezing did not cause anything, which would explain that new outcome.
Even though the animation was quite good, in my oppinion it lacks in new or interesting punchlines.

Brewster responds:

Sorry you didn't like it. To me, the earth hopping would have been the worst possible decision because it's expected and boring and gives me absolutely nothing to work with. "Something crazy" was the complete opposite of what I wanted to do because, again, that's exactly what you'd expect to happen, and that sucks. And you're nitpicking with the car gag. Thanks for the review though.

[What _ think _ does. 001]

Sry to tell u this, but this animation is just totally wrong. U believe this girls think of "fat" the way u do, but they dont. They do not need to look like a balloon to feel fat, they only need to weight a little bit more, to do so.
U dont want them to be so skinny? Thats ok and really good, but u can't just say, that ur oppinion is the oppinion of all. If the girls do not want to weight even 100g more, than the piece of cake is already to much.

dane450 responds:

First: i dont want them to be so skinny they die after a few months of starvation.
Second: im gay IDGAF.

Thirdly this is a over exaggeration... its a joke does not have to be realistic...

[RHG Demo:Psycho]

Holy crap, what the hell did u use for sound in the beginning? My ears hurt... and i dont get, what u did there. Some stickfigures boring fight and scream.

DeadlyPsycho1980 responds:

Sorry I said in the description/Author comment It was a loud static sound sorry but that should be it.